Sofisticated CommodesLast night i had quite a bit of spicy indian food and thats the reason why i was feeling gas in the stomach the time i left my House.The mild gas in the stomach grew stronger when it was almost noon...and after the lunch its was like "HOT SPA" situation in the stomach.Though i had a coke as my frndss suggested me saying that it will clear the gas a bit ...but later it grew FURIOUS like Indian Cyclone totally uncontrolable...i did made some 'Break Wind'
as to get some gas out of me...when nobody was around me....somewhat like Salman in the Movie "Hum Dil De Chule Sanam"..no doubt he was caught by Ash..
Later i decided that i should go to the Toilet..i already haerd bout the toilets out here..these are the Japanese sofisticated ones...u dont have to do anything except ..u know wat for u r sitting on the Commode....Rest is taken care by the Commode ... Artificial Intelligence ...
Well Guys the real game starts here...i did my part...Shiting Part..did hear some bustling sounds..hope the guys around me ..must be shocked !!! may be they
might be reminded by Hiroshima & Nagasaki Nuclear Explosion..that was done by Americans and this one was done by an ORIYA... The Commode set has 3 buttons on its left back side...1st button was for Stop as the sign on it signifies it..though some japu letters was written on it..do
u know wat was the second and third one,,,,,Guess Wat ??? These two are the buttons to Sprinkle water on from Front and Back end...i tried both of them...guys u wont believe it sprinkled LUKE WARM water on the PERFECT place where i wanted it too...of course on the shiting outlet (dont know its biological name...poor in Bio) u know wat u can even adjust the temperature of water ...though i wanted to sit there for a while ..but got a important job to do...well it seems they have one sensor which senses it and sprinkles water on the desired location... Damn good ... After the shiting business was over ; the flushing part was left..i was bit confused as dindnt find any buttons for flushing on the Commode itself...when tried to look around i found one button with "water" symbol on it...On pressing this button,,, i saw my shit flushing down ....fading away from my sight... going deep some place i dont even know...
The gr8 thing bout the whole story is that i didnt have any slightest idea how to use it, but these japanese designers have made the Commode that much user friendly that a Dump Indian Software Engineer can use it efficiently......
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